Newsletter – 15 April 2026

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Rules Quiz

In match play, a player who is waiting to play a bunker shot casually leans on their club in the bunker.
What is the ruling?
A – There is no penalty.
B – The player gets one penalty stroke.
C – The player loses the hole

Answer is at the end of this newsletter

STOP PRESS – Seniors’ Chairman

As this newsletter goes to press, I am delighted to announce that Arthur Nuttall has agreed to assume the role of Chairman for the remainder of the current year. Arthur brings seven years of past experience as a member of the seniors’ committee. A warm welcome back Arthur, I am sure your enthusiasm, common sense and good humour will once again be deployed to the advantage of all your fellow seniors at Lymm Golf Club.

Above: Our new chairman pictured here with Lindsay Fox receiving her leaving gift from the seniors in October of last year.

Interclub match – Lymm GC Seniors v Leigh GC Seniors

Reporter: Dave Craggs

Match report of our first home game of season against Leigh Golf Club played on Monday 13 April.

Ice on the windscreen with blue skies started the morning. Everyone arrived at 8.30 a.m. for their bacon barms which were well received together with an introduction to the teams. Four teams teeing off the first and four off the 16th worked well. The course was in excellent condition and some good and not so good golf followed in the sunshine.

After a serving of a mystery pie (when opened was a Josh special of balti chicken) the captain of the day speech followed. After the formal welcome I was saying what a great game we had with our playing partners Ron and…..erm….. erm. After a lengthy silence, Phil (their Captain) shouted “Phil”, by which time there was no need for my joke of the day, it produced a rousing laugh. A senior moment. A fitting follow-up of how brilliant my short game had been; especially off the tee!  My tee shot off the 15th was meant to clear the ditch ahead but somehow struck the ladies tee knocking it a few yards and my ball flew backwards!  We did recover but not enough to win our game.

Not the result Grahame, our matches organiser wanted, we lost 5 games to 3. Last year we lost away and won at home. Look forward to the away game on 15th September and hopefully a win.

Well done to our 3 winning teams:
Mark Lyons & Ian Smith – won 2 & 1 (Ian Smith scoring a 2 on the 17th to win the game)
Trevor Williamson & Alan “have I got a shot” Ranscombe – won 2 & 1
Phil Perry & Steve Bramall – won 2 & 1
Looking forward to our next game at home on 1st May against Helsby GC.

Lymm Seniors Winter League winners

Author: Dave Craggs

Congratulations to all the winners from this year’s Winter League:

DIVISION 1

WinnerSteve Gosling£50
Runner-upGrahame Brickell£25
Weekly winners (2 wins)Dave Meir£20
Weekly winners (1 win)Steve Gosling, Paul Foster, Alister Cook, Koos Alders, Grahame Brickell, Arthur Nuttall£10

DIVISION 2

WinnerBarry Smith£50
Runner-upMervyn Roberts£25
Weekly winners (1 win)Jeff Ashurst, Alan Copeland, Barrie Simpson, Ken Pearce, Steve Bird, Richard Yates, Alan Ranscombe, Dave Craggs£10

The above amounts should have been credited to your pro-shop accounts already, please contact Mervyn Roberts our treasurer if your well deserved winnings have not been received.

Payment of seniors’ subscriptions and competitions

Would all members of the seniors who have entered the singles knockout (Mike Smith Summer Singles Knockout Trophy) please note that your subscription for the current year must be paid before you play your first round in the competition. Failure to pay your subs may result in your disqualification from the competition.

Summer League – Round 2

Reporter: Paul Foster

The sun showed up like it had a seniors’ tee time booked, the breeze politely clocked in at ‘gentle encouragement’ and the striped fairways, well, let’s just say they looked forgiving. Welcome to today’s mid spring day round 2 golf report.

Conditions were, in technical terms, ‘absolutely glorious’. Birds chirped, blossoms starting to bloom, Edgar & Allan Crow looking for courtships, and somewhere in the distance a golfer loudly negotiated with a bunker.

However, putting remained….ambitious. Several balls approached the hole with confidence, had a good look, and decided they’d rather not commit. One putt broke so much it’s now being studied by scientists!

Our 4 ball invented a new language or a new dialect or we have all developed a speech impediment, I’m not sure. All 4 of us managed to hit the same clump of trees left of the 12th with our 2nd shots, one by one emitting garbled cries of arghhhh…. orrrnoooorr…. whaaaaaaa… eeeehhhhhnothere!

Forty two happy golfers stepped out onto the course, with scoring simply sublime, twenty two managed to equal or better their handicap. So, playing to 4 better than your handicap in the 2nd division, gave you no chance of stepping onto the podium.

As bags were packed and tales were exaggerated, one truth remained clear: on a magnificent mid-spring day like this, even the bad shots somehow felt like they didn’t matter.

Five 2s scored today, Dave Waggitt, Mark Pickles, Rob Taylor, Bob Ellison & Phil Lomas.

Results

Division 1

WinnerPeter White34 points (CPO)
Runner upSteve Barlow34 points
3rd placeKoos Alders31 points (CPO)

Division 2

WinnerSteve Bird37 Points!!!
Runner upAlan Thomas36 points
3rd placeArt Laird35 points

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Seniors Calendar Monday 4 May – Correction

The Seniors’ calendar currently shows 4 May as a Happy Mondays day (apologies). The date is a bank holiday so there will be no Happy Mondays. The same applies on Monday 25 May but a reminder regarding this will be sent nearer the time.

Happy Mondays Report – 13 April

Reporter: Steve Bird

A lovely spring morning greeted 17 players which was an excellent turnout considering there was an Inter Club Match where 16 of our number were involved. Five teams took part, three of 4, one of 3 and one of 2. The course is drying out and some good scores were evident. 

The winning duo were Richard Yates and Colin Crail who scored 36 and 28 respectively with an average of 32 points Needless to say, Richard top scored for the day. 

Gallant runners up were Steve Barlow, Kevin Bocquet, Tony Dixon and John White with an average score of 28.5.

Please note that Monday 4 May is a Bank Holiday so there is no booking to be done this coming Sunday. Members can obviously book social rounds if they wish

Clarification of ‘Gimme’ rule – only applicable for Happy Mondays games

Author: Steve Bird

There have been numerous versions of what constitutes a ‘gimme’ for our Monday matches. Your committee debated this at length last Friday, for example how long IS a putter handle? 

In the end it was decided that a ‘gimme’ would be allowed if the ball was 12 inches (30 cm) or less from the hole. This decision was taken to clarify the many versions that are being used and, in an effort, to speed up play. So now is the time to get out those old wooden rulers from you school days and put them in your golf bags (joke) 

IMPORTANT – Resumption of Golf for handicap purposes – Impact on Seniors golf

Author: Steve Bird

A reminder that we return to WHS conditions (no mats) with effect from Wednesday 15 April (please see Keith Melia’s email to all club members dated 13 April for full details). As a result from round 3 of the Summer Session (17 April), you will need to have entered the relevant competition on IG (available up to 14 days before the competition).

On your scorecard you should enter your WHS index, your course handicap and your playing handicap (this information can be found under the ‘calculator’ section of your handicap record on IG.)

After you have played, you will need to enter your scores on IG. Your fully completed and signed card should then be placed in the scorecard box. 

Tee booking schedule for tomorrow Thursday 16 April

Please note that as we are playing a seniors’ match against Helsby GC on the 1st of May the preferred playing times requested by seniors may not be available


Rules Quiz answer

Correct answer A. Explanation: See Rule 12.2b(2). There is no penalty for a player casually leaning on their club in a bunker providing it is not for the purpose of testing the condition of the sand


Newsletter editor: Ian Goodman

Newsletter – 8 April 2026

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Rules Quiz

A live insect in a bunker can be moved without penalty.

  1. True
  2. False

Answer is at the end of this newsletter

Seniors’ Singles knockout – Mike Smith Trophy

The draw for the seniors’ singles knockout competition (Mike Smith Trophy) has now been made and is available to view in the IG App. Go to ‘knockouts’ on the competitions page of the club website and look for ‘Mike Smith Plate’. First round matches (of which there are only three given a large number of byes) are to be played by Friday 8 May and second round matches are to be played by Friday 29 May. 35 seniors have entered the competition.

Competition entrants are reminded that is the responsibility of the FIRST NAMED player in each match to contact their opponent to make arrangements to play. Guidance about responsibilities for arranging matches is contained on page 16 of the Strategy, Rules and Guidance document which can be found here.

Good luck to everyone who has entered. Any queries to Ian Smith (Competitions Secretary)

Seniors Committee Meeting – Friday 10 April

Your hard-working committee will be gathering this Friday after chopping their way around the course. If there are any issues that you wish to raise regarding how the Seniors is run, or if you have suggestions for improvement, please feel free to have a word with a member of the current committee (pictured below).

As a reminder here are the roles of those pictured (from left to right):

  • Grahame Brickell – Inter Club Competitions Officer
  • Dave Craggs – Secretary
  • Paul Foster – Handicap Secretary
  • Les Williams – (Chairman – resigned, position currently vacant)
  • Mike Kendal – Friday Booking Secretary
  • Ian Goodman – Communications Officer
  • Mervyn Roberts – Treasurer & Membership Secretary
  • Ian Smith – Competitions Secretary
  • Steve Bird – Monday Booking Secretary (Editor’s note: Steve was away on holiday when the photograph above was taken. If you’ve seen Steve’s face though you can never forget it)
  • Maintenance Managers – Grahame Brickell (rockery) and Dave Craggs (memorial bench)

Find the Fact – Paul Foster

Only one of the following statements about our Handicap Secretary Paul “the axeman” Foster is correct. The other two are false. How well do you know your fellow senior?

  1. Paul once played 9 holes of golf with Bobby Charlton
  2. Paul has just passed 5,000 beers tasted
  3. Paul once won a 9-hole golf competition played on the longest day of the year in Iceland

Answer below

Summer League

Nothing to report this week as last Friday was Easter Friday. It’s back to normal this coming Friday. Round 2 will be played over the first 15 holes. Feel free to carry on just for fun as the course is now fully open. Please check the link below to establish what your latest Senior’s handicap is.

Seniors’ handicaps

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Happy Mondays Report

Again, nothing to report this week as we were all finishing off our Easter eggs on Monday of this week. Back to normal next Monday.

Tee booking schedule for tomorrow Thursday 9 April

Happy Mondays tee-booking schedule for Sunday 12 April


Rules Quiz answer

Correct answer it 1. True

Explanation: See Definition of Loose Impediment and Rule 15.1.

Find the Fact answer

Answer 1 is correct, Paul did play nine holes of golf with Bobby Charlton. Paul also recently exceeded 6,000 beers tasted (he passed the 5,000 mark some time ago). He also won a 9-hole golf competition played at midnight, but it was at Dounreay in Scotland not in Iceland.


Newsletter editor: Ian Goodman

Newsletter – 1 April 2026

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Rules Quiz

A player’s ball came to rest beside a raised turf area which interferes with their swing. The turf is raised due to an underground pipe which can be seen coming out of the ground a few feet away. The player may take free relief under Rule 16.1

  1. True
  2. False

Answer is at the end of this newsletter

Find the Fact – Trevor Williamson

Two of the following statements about Trevor are correct. The other one is false. How well do you know your fellow senior, can you find the false statement?

Playing for Doncaster Rugby Union Football Club, Trevor Williamson, gained a reputation for his “bone-crunching, but scrupulously fair” tackling (a ‘Telegraph’ quote). Apart from winning the Yorkshire shield in 1979, the year was memorable for him for receiving punches from a Triple Crown of opponents, each of them fed-up with being on the receiving end of his tackles – something he remembers with great pride! All three were internationals:

(a) England Centre, Richard Cardus, playing for Roundhay in the Yorkshire Cup (Roundhay became Leeds Tykes)

(b) Scotland Centre, Graham Birkett, playing for Harlequins in a 7-a-side tournament at Doncaster.

(c) Wales legend & British Lion, Terry Cobner, playing out of position at Centre for Pontypool

Answer below

Championship Game – Change of Date

The Seniors Championship Game will now be played on Friday the 11 September rather than Friday 4 September. This is to avoid a clash with the juniors’ shotgun game on the 4th. The Seniors Section Calendar giving details of all the Seniors events throughout the year has been updated and can be accessed from the banner at the top of the newsletter, or from this link.

Summer League – Round 1

Reporter: Paul Foster

A short report today.

Thirty two members out on the course to play the first round of the eagerly awaited summer league.

Five players from the 1st division scored 30pts, so lots of head scratching to separate them

Four 2s scored today, Trevor Williamson, Steve Gosling, Richard Yates & Alan Copeland.

Only two hcaps docked today…Grrrrrr……BUT….. all hcaps correctly entered..Hooray….!!

Results

Division 1

WinnerTrevor Williamson30 points (CPO)
Runner upArthur Nuttall30 points (CPO)
3rd placePeter Broady30 points (CPO)

Division 2

WinnerArthur Laird35 points
Runner upRichard Yates31 points
3rd placeIan Smith30 points (CPO)

Seniors’ handicaps

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Happy Mondays Report – 30 March

Reporter: Steve Bird

After an overnight deluge the wind was ‘blowing a hoolie’ as the Scots would say, and there were waves on the Ship Canal. One of our number even spotted a surfer. The wind was a strong westerly so the third and fifth holes were particularly challenging.

After the full 18 holes had been open for the weekend the course was back down to 13 holes – I suspect in about five months time we shall be complaining about the fairways being hard and straw coloured!

A good turnout of 22 players comprising two teams of 4. four of 3 and one of 2.

The winners were Steve Bird, Pete Broady, Barrie Simpson and Peter Willson with a average score of 24.25 closely followed by Kevin Bocquet, Alan Copeland and Phil Perry on 24.. Phil top scored for the day on 29 points. 

Tee booking schedule for tomorrow Thursday 2 April

Happy Mondays tee-booking schedule for Sunday 5 April


Art Fair and Exhibition in Altrincham

Reporter: Mark Pickles

Thank you to all who have made encouraging and positive comments about the oil painting now hanging in the Legends Lounge. I unveiled it last Thursday at the AGM, where it was well received.

If you’d like a canvas or paper print, of any size up to the original size, let me know, and I will get a price for an archival-quality fine-art print (using the giclée printing technology) guaranteed not to fade or discolour. (I asked my printer how the manufacturer’s can claim that giclée prints, being a relatively new technology, have light-fastness for up to a hundred years. Apparently prints have been tested by blasting them with UV light that is equivalent to 100 years in a bright room.)

If you’re interested in seeing my other artworks, see my new website here at www.markpickles.art. I am presently taking commissions.

I have recently joined the Altrincham Society of Artists, which gives me access to a shared studio. I gave up my own large studio last year because I was spending too much time playing golf to justify the rent! Also, being in the local artist’s group gives me the opportunity to exhibit a few works several times a year, with shared costs for marketing and exhibiting. Our main annual exhibition is in July, at Altrincham Grammar School for Girls, where I plan to display four large paintings.

This Easter weekend, we are having an ‘Art Fair’ in Altrincham. Do come along, if you’d like to see me dabbling with a hog hair brush. It’s more fun than watching me shank a 7 iron! I will have some originals and prints on display.

Rules Quiz answer

2 is correct – False. Explanation: See Clarification Immovable Obstruction/1. Any turf leading to or covering an immovable obstruction is not part of the obstruction.

Find the Fact answer

(b) is false.

Trevor did not receive a punch from Graham Birkett, he played alongside him in a Harlequins team that were short of a player when they visited Doncaster. 

(a) he did receive a punch from Richard Cardus when he tackled him into touch, denying him a try-scoring opportunity.

(c) he did receive a punch from Terry Cobner (and Bobby Windsor) whilst playing against them for Monmouth. They were returning from injury, playing for Pontypool ‘Seconds’ in a Welsh Cup competition.

And here’s the evidence. ‘Hitman’ Williamson second from right on the top row.


Newsletter editor: Ian Goodman