Newsletter Editor: Rob Taylor

Some Interesting Xmas stuff . . . .

Well, Xmas is interesting for everyone, but specifically for senior’s members . . . . at this specific time.

This coming Friday looms large on our calendars. Our much- anticipated Xmas Lunch!

All monies are accounted for – many thanks to you all for answering the clarion call of the Treasurer – and it’s super encouraging that the numbers just get stronger and stronger each year. ( Committee must be doing something right?)

So . . . . Just a few pertinent details to set the scene.

Make sure your bar card is topped up with a few loose pounds of sterling money before you leave home? The bar staff do not want to be topping you up during the rush! Your popularity may take a downturn.

Kick off for the meal is timed for 14.00 hours – We need to do this as the club is really busy at this time of year and the room needs to be cleared and reset for another function that evening. No issue though – any laggards will just be moved off into the lounge area , then the snooker room, then the car park. Depends on how long you languish in the warm embrace of your friends!

Perhaps time your arrival a little earlier then – get a pint in (bar will be manic) and a bit-of-circulation before the big sit down?

Christmas Lunch Raffle

We have had some kind donations for our Christmas raffle at our lunch on Friday. Our chairman has decided on sell tickets at £5 per strip, donating the receipts to Phil Ormersher’s Prostate Cancer charity. Please do donate any further prizes for the raffle.

2024 Seniors’ Calendar

The Senior’s calendar has very nearly been finalised for 2024. The calendar will be signed off at the next committee meeting on Friday 15th December, and published on this website.

Round 6 – Autumn Session Friday 31st November 2023

On this day at Lymm Golf Course, absolutely nothing happened.

Well, nothing of any great consequence . Some players pitched up – many did not. Those that did, faced a frozen course with all 12 holes being on temporary greens.

Ergo ( that’s “therefore” in Latin for the under educated amongst you) the planned Round 6 competition could not happen. In a word, it was cancelled.

One happy – camper though : John Armstrong.

Whilst enjoying his average round he slipped in a surprise “2” on the second ( big surprise – he doesn’t do this often) . A tear stung the corner of his eye when he was told that the competition had been abandoned but soon replaced by a radiant smile when he was told that : “Rules is rules!” Although the comp is cancelled, anyone who plays on a cancelled day will have his “2” honoured. A sleeve of magnificent balls are his to keep and cherish.! Now all you “gotta do” John is get them from out of the Treasurers grasp! Good Luck with that.

There was a hint that in some of the few fourballs, wagers were being placed – shock/ horror – gambling no less. Gold coins were seen to change hands.

Andy Ward Pairs Knockout

Peter Willson has updated the spreadsheet for the Andy Ward Pairs Knockout. Just 3 more matches to be played by 22nd December:

Tee Booking for tomorrow – Thursday 7 December, for play on 22 December

Now – what do members get up to . . . . .

Its become a bit of a tradition at this time of year when the golf is tailing off a bit and news becomes a bit sparse, to delve into some of the interesting stuff that some of our brethren get up to when they are not huffing, puffing and cursing as they tramp around the green sward.

A question, shouted across the table on Friday morning – why this suddenly came to someones mind is a mystery – triggered a grand tale.

“ Oy! Have you done finished that painting yet Mark ” said . . . not sure who now – someone anyway.

The reply? See for yourselves!

Above: Oil painting on canvas, 170cm x 120cm.
Below: some detail from the bottom left of the painting, and top right:

Yes. We think you could say this one is finished. WOW! Gob-smackingly and brilliantly amazing. Not enough space for all the words that come to mind.

One might agree? A talent at work – and you saw it here first! Not bad at golf ( he’s only a young lad you know) but give him a paint brush – goes to another level!

And there are others . . .7 completed works of Manchester scenes in total.

Mark is now exploring opportunities to exhibit this collection at a suitable venue somewhere in the city. A grand foyer would make a fine exhibition space – somewhere like City Hall, Man U Stadium? City’s ground? ( not sure about this one?) He’s hoping to interest a corporate buyer, having previously sold 3 London paintings to Silicon Valley Bank UK.

Oh, but you fancy the big one for a Xmas present to yourself? Hang it in the Hall of your baronial home in Stockton Heath? Sorry chaps – minimum 5 figure price tag – jump in early with a bundled £20k now – you might seal an early deal?

All is not lost though. There will probably be series of limited prints on the market in 2024 – watch this space! (I’m sure he’ll do mates rates!)

HAPPY MONDAYS – 4th December 2023

Marvellous what a sharp prod will do to a lazy reporter – this week’s offering arrived “toots sweet” and in grand condition. OK Stretching it a bit but it’s nearly Xmas.

And the report was . . . . nothing happened!